Unfortunately because I live in NYC and Delta is a terrible, terrible airline, I cannot make it to my first Burning Man experience this year. Instead of moping I want to fight this bad karma by making the dream come alive for someone else. I can FedEx overnight my ticket to anyone that still wants to go. Contact me via PM, this thread, or my email firstname.lastname@example.org to get a hold of me. I'm selling the ticket for $400 (the cost I paid) + shipping. This ticket is from StubHub and the friend I bought it from couldn't verify it as she didn't have the original name or email attached to it. That said, it still has all of the marks of a genuine ticket, the embossing, the holographic front and back, and numbers that don't correspond to any of the scams out there.
Please contact me immediately. I really want to make it happen for you and salvage something out of this whole debacle.
EDIT: Managed to find a local buyer! I hope you all have a wonderful time out there. Flip off the Hurricane for me please!