Did a certain eplayan write this?http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/wan/2567371968.htmlDJ needs free burningman ticket
Hello Fellow Burners.
I'm looking for two "gifted" tickets for me and my super hot girl. I need to get to the burn because I'm scheduled to play at several huge theme camps and don't want to let them down. I don't have much money to offer since I have sunk most of my dough having a three piece suite of blue LED lights made with matching fur boots. Trust me this outfit will make Morris Day turn green with envy.
So if you can gift me and my sexy lady two tickets we will make a super surprise visit to your camp and wow your camp mates with our unique flavor for life and and we we can gift organic otter pops to members of your camp. As far as DJing at your camp, I can't make any promises but I should be able to fit in a one 45 min set at some point. Trust me I normally get a $500 per hour when I play and that's minimum, so you know I'm good. In addition my hourglass amazon can give you and one guest a personalized yoga lesion. She has been teaching yoga for over 7 months and already has a few leads on some teaching gigs.
I would of course need a ride to and from the event for me and my desert princess We don't have much baggage just Denon DN-HS4573 high speed turntables with coffin, Ran TTM-56 Double Spit Mixer, 2 JBL EON315 24" speakers, a medium sized cedar chest (for our costumes) and our 14 year old yorkshire terrier Mr. Pink Whistle (I will clean up any throw up he makes in your car)
. Me and my girl don't take up much room due to the fact that we work out every day and are strict vegetarians but occasionally eat chicken. Also can you store the otter posp, since we won't have a freezer but you are welcome to eat a few
"Life is not measured by the # of breathes we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.."
Thank you in advance- DJ Butternutsquash
If Obron (the king of the fairies) is reading this I need my pair of Oakley goggles back. You said you were going to clean them at the burn last year and you were supposed to meet me at the floating pickle but you never showed up. So once I get up there I'm going to be looking for you and you better have my goggles "cleaned" or I'm going to break your arm in three places dude.