I will detail your car post burn for a ticket!

[TwEEk]

Subject pretty much says it all. I need a ticket yet and am in the bay area, CA. I'll pay face value plus the shipping fees from your original purchase and then detail your playafied car after we get back as a thank you.

I'll even bake you a batch of white chocolate Macadamia nut cookies and deliver them to you on the playa, or mail them to you if you aren't going.

[The CO]

What if the car is in Sudan?

Just kidding, ticket sellers don't read these posts. Got to get out there and do the hunting.

[junglesmacks]

What about a full ball detail including micro taint abrasion?

Q-tips in all the right places. That's all I have to say.

[gyre]

If you have a different kind of offer, this is better than spamming every single ticket thread.

You need to be more specific though.
My idea of detailing would be more than worth the ticket, but most people aren't so thorough.

[Shambala]

What if the car is in Sudan?

What if the car is a sedan?

[Mojojita]

Then it would be a Sudan sedan, Sham......

[ygmir]

Then it would be a Sudan sedan, Sham......

"suddenly, we see Sham, in the Sudan, sedan, sallying forth........"

[Eric]

Then it would be a Sudan sedan, Sham......

"suddenly, we see Sham, in the Sudan, sedan, sallying forth........"

in a caravan...

[gyre]

Then it would be a Sudan sedan, Sham......

"suddenly, we see Sham, in the Sudan, sedan, sallying forth........"

in a caravan...

in the caravanserai...

[ygmir]

is Sham a carnivore?

[gyre]

I remember him being carnivorousish.

[Shambala]

Sham in a sedan in Sudan, I am. But I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sham I am.