A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***
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A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***
by maryanimal » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:20 pm
My friend Bill found the tickets he needs! YaaaaHoooooo! And he didn't have to pay through the nose, no arms or legs, and didn't have to perform sexual acts!
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Burning Man is the answer, without the question, wrapped in a Hat.~~Gonzo F
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Re: A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***
by capjbadger » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:26 pm
No sex acts? Pfffttt.. what a slacker. 
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Re: A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***
by Savannah » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:45 pm
He should lie and say he totally DID have to perform unseemly acts. It's a much better story.
I'll leave it to your friend to decide whether he makes it a cautionary tale involving circus music and mimes, vs. claiming that Scarlett Johansson insisted on $40 bucks over face value (slattern!) and some over-the-bra 2nd base.
I'll leave it to your friend to decide whether he makes it a cautionary tale involving circus music and mimes, vs. claiming that Scarlett Johansson insisted on $40 bucks over face value (slattern!) and some over-the-bra 2nd base.
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Re: A plea for my friend***HE FOUND SOME TICKETS!!!***
by trilobyte » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:20 pm
Congratulations!
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