Hi. I'm Fern. I am seeking my burning man ticket! I am a raft guide on the American river who wants to take you rafting and grease your palm with some cash in exchange for your ticket. I know those of you who have tickets for sale are getting bombarded for them, BUT, I want you to have some fun as well. The river is wonderful and so am I. Please help get me home! My Animal Kingdom is going to be so happy to have their Ferny Fern to shadow the heat of the day!
Please get in touch with me asap if you can help me!