The Jaded Fuck Guide to Getting a Burning Man Ticket

[HoneyInTheHeart]

Gosh,

I feel acceptance and a sober desire now that I've read your posting.


..beginning the journey to Playa, perhaps I'll cross its gates.

Thanks!

[Killbuck]

The fire in that video is SO fake. Meh.

[nuclear rabbit]

Nothin but smoke, mirrors, and fake burning man tickets in that video, yep yep, i do say.

[jkisha]

Good post. It was so long I didn't have time to read it till now.

[Igneouss]

Thank you for the advice...i have chewed off all of my fucking fingernails in the past couple of days. This post calmed the nerves...my budget is paper thin, and the online prices ive been seeing is crazy...i cant afford it..i already sell my goddamn skin as it is, and although i admit, i should have done this before now, but the flow of money has always favored other things, like bills and food...my money management issues aside, i never expected this and was caught totally off gaurd, as i made the all too common mistake of assuming things would be as they always have been. Anyways, thanks again, my blood pressure has gone down a bit, back to searching craigslist...

Prices are slowly falling on eBay. I know it's risky but the longer you wait, the cheaper it will be.
GL

[playarazzi]

Love the post and most of the following posts, love Apokaliptica's art!!!

I am doing a Playavision show in Old Folsom, Ca of 6 years of Burning Man. One person went, then called me about needing a ticket for his virgin experience (after they sold out). I told him the different ways to look for tickets (all the camps I know have shared tickets already). Then he told me about "The Walk of Faith". He was told if he drove to Burning Man, parked at the freeway (near the Burning Man sign) and walked the rest of the way to the gate NAKED he would be rewarded with a free ticket! No, I did not pull his chain, I did let him know it was not true. One friend suggested I take snapshots of those that believe this BS and do show up at the gate naked asking for tickets!

[Eric]

Then he told me about "The Walk of Faith". He was told if he drove to Burning Man, parked at the freeway (near the Burning Man sign) and walked the rest of the way to the gate NAKED he would be rewarded with a free ticket!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh my god, I love this! I wish I was mean enough to use it.

[ZenoBoy]

I'm gonna try this at Disneyland!

[jkisha]

Yup, timing will be everything. I have a hunch that they will lower for awhile, then there will be another surge in the prices maybe a week out, then a day or two before the fire sale will start.

Thank you for the advice...i have chewed off all of my fucking fingernails in the past couple of days. This post calmed the nerves...my budget is paper thin, and the online prices ive been seeing is crazy...i cant afford it..i already sell my goddamn skin as it is, and although i admit, i should have done this before now, but the flow of money has always favored other things, like bills and food...my money management issues aside, i never expected this and was caught totally off gaurd, as i made the all too common mistake of assuming things would be as they always have been. Anyways, thanks again, my blood pressure has gone down a bit, back to searching craigslist...

Prices are slowly falling on eBay. I know it's risky but the longer you wait, the cheaper it will be.
GL

[theCryptofishist]

Does a night in Washoe County Jail count as burningman?

[Simon of the Playa]

no....but pershing county jail on the other hand is the bomb diggity.