It's started. Sex for a ticket. Only took a day

[david42]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/tix/2514435104.html

Well, the lady I had planned to go to BM with can no longer go, and I have her extra ticket.
I thought about selling this at face value, but I would like to take a date with me to replace her.
Another pretty lady!

Please describe yourself, and how you think we might get along.
I am a very sensual and open being who appreciates the goddesses on the Playa.
I plan to go up early on Sunday or Monday from SF and have plenty of camping gear we could share, including a large tent.

Please attach some creative photos of yourself.

What have we come to

[Supakitten]

I think this guy posted on Eplaya a few days ago.....

then took his post off after receiving a bunch of 'ewwww' responses.

[trilobyte]

That, apparently. If I'm not mistaken, that was posted (and subsequently removed) from eplaya a little while ago.

[david42]

Oh I did not see it... I found it on the SF CraigsList and it made me cringe.

[renogirl1970]

If you don't find the sex will you be willing to sell it???? We can barter (non sexual of course).........if you are into boats, old cars, need any chevy, VW or mopar parts then we might have something to talk about. OR I can just pay you face value plus any shipping and handeling you paid.........please please please!!! my email is renogirl1970 at yahoo dot com or you can call or text me at 775-527-3221

[kelizabeth]

I just saw this on CL and came here to post about it, but you beat me to it.

I imagine the first lady dropped out because this person sounds like a total creeper. OMFG. Wow.

[Supakitten]

hey renogirl, this wasn't the OP's add on craigslist asking for sex. read the damn post.

[renogirl1970]

I figured that out after I hit submit, then I went to delete and I couldn't so I said the hell with it.....let it ride!!!! I think someone is posting the same ad on Reno CL........Gotta get my request in whenever I can.....need 2 tickets!!! But thanks for pointing it out to me.....my bad for not really reading further before responding......I'm sure everyones had the foot in mouth syndrome at one time or another

[Parasitoid]

I dont see a problem with this at all. Infact I quite prefer it to seeing the ticket sold for $$

[CircleScott]

I imagine the first lady dropped out because this person sounds like a total creeper. OMFG. Wow.

You took the words right out of my mouth. I mean, if she ever existed in the first place.

Transactional sex doesn't seem like much fun to me. It seems quite a bit worse than parting with $$ -- that I'd rather let the creeper touch my money than my body.

[Kenny Z]

Hi, I have an extra ticket. My mom decided she cannot go with me. So I would like this opportunity to offer this ticket to a beautiful woman. I'm not asking for sex! All I'm asking is that you let me drug you sensless for 4 of the 7 days. So think about it, you get to spend 3 coherent days on the playa for free!!!! Also, please let me know your height and weight as I need to set up your sleeping quarters in my van conversion. Thanks!

[Supakitten]

free ticket AND free drugs?!!! win win situation.

[Kenny Z]

free ticket AND free drugs?!!! win win situation.

Exactly! As far as you would be concerned, the drugs are free!

[Supakitten]

so define "beautiful". I'm super hot, but smell like a crashed boat full of tuna baking in the hot sun.......

[Parasitoid]

That should dry up nicely on the playa

[illy dilly]

HA HHAHAHH hHAAA

[maraschino]

One in LA is willing to sell his single ticket for creative offers including a threesome

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/ti ... 62178.html

I guess the second girl/guy is outta luck.

[Kenny Z]

so define "beautiful". I'm super hot, but smell like a crashed boat full of tuna baking in the hot sun.......

LOL, well being that our mutant vehilcle is "The Dirty Sardine" (A sardine can), you would fit right in! We were going to use rotting fish for the authenticity but, hell, you'll do.

[Supakitten]

no need to bring a change of underwear then...

[pdxvintagette]

Just read this charming post on Portland CL:
http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/tix/2516704065.html
Two Burning man 2011 Rights of passage tickets for sale $800.00 each. If you waited too long or were too stoned to buy them when they were on sale too f*&%#ing bad! Your stupidity is my gain!! If you are a cute hippie chick who actually doesn't smell and shaves her armpits I'll think about giving you a break if you suck my dick.......Cash money other than that.

I hope he does get them sold, because I sure as hell hope he doesn't get to go.

[Supakitten]

i just read that on craigslist. thought the same exact thing. i considered sending a reply pretending i was interested, have him meet up and stand his ass up.

[Sic Pup]

i just read that on craigslist. thought the same exact thing. i considered sending a reply pretending i was interested, have him meet up and stand his ass up.

Better yet, find a public video cam that can be accessed on the web and make the meeting spot in front of it. Post the link to the web cam and the date and time of the meeting. Pass the popcorn.

[Mansoon]

Hey, there's a lot cheaper ways to get some sex than a BM ticket. Might score over and over with shots of Jager for a sorority girl in high-gloss lipstick and a too-deep tan, long as you wear a collared shirt with the collar popped, shorts, Dockers, baseball cap … and no kissing playa face (or other body parts). Jus sayin'

[xi]

I've been seeing this all over Craigslist, too, whether they be subtle (asking for a "date" or "massage" in exchange for a ticket) or direct ("Want this ticket? Suck my dick. Send pix."). It honestly sickens me more than the scalpers. It's like asking for a girl's dignity for a ticket. What's worse is there are some poor chicks who are ready to give it to them...

[Mansoon]

Well, to be fair, I saw some posts the other way, women offering to do "anything, ANYTHING" for a ticket. Seeing that sort of thing could easily give a dimbulb bloke the wrong idea, whereas, if the guy just went with an open heart, maybe any number of women might want to "gift" him some sex:o). Though, hopefully, they BOTH would get something out of it:oP. "Free your mind, and some ass may follow"

[theCryptofishist]

I've been seeing this all over Craigslist, too, whether they be subtle (asking for a "date" or "massage" in exchange for a ticket) or direct ("Want this ticket? Suck my dick. Send pix."). It honestly sickens me more than the scalpers. It's like asking for a girl's dignity for a ticket. What's worse is there are some poor chicks who are ready to give it to them...

I don't know if these women feel that they are giving up their dignity. (And wow, "chicks"--you really are very certain they don't have dignity). If you like giving blow jobs, this could be win-win for you. In this culture we really don't like women to have sexuality outside marriage, and we don't want them to have too much fun within it. What that means is that women who like sex can get shunted off into a category like "undignified", when it is the category itself that takes away the dignity--not the sex per se.
It's not something I would do, but to decide that that's how it has to be that way for every woman is not in my power.

[xi]

[quote="theCryptofishist"]
In this culture we really don't like women to have sexuality outside marriage, and we don't want them to have too much fun within it. What that means is that women who like sex can get shunted off into a category like "undignified", when it is the category itself that takes away the dignity--not the sex per se.[/quote]

It is all very well and good to enjoy sex and enjoy giving BJs. I commend women who do and do not mind talking about it. It is going to take these strong examples to change the stigma surrounding sexually free women since our society is what it is... I realize all of this. But renting out the inside of your mouth for a ticket crosses a line for me... but you are entirely right, that line is a personal one and that makes it arbitrary and meaningless. I think if I were to amend my post it would read: "I certainly hope there aren't any women so desperate to go they would rearrange their values to suit these guys' whims."

[Ugly Dougly]

Don't act like you never thought of it. We're all baboons, you know.

[capjbadger]

Don't act like you never thought of it. We're all baboons, you know.

-Badger