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by **Danger** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:42 pm

Savannah wrote:
Snoo-snoo is the act one performs with lady bits, coupled with male danglies. And variations thereon.

Seriously, are lonerstoner and I the only Futurama fans here?

Nah, I laughed.

I just feel guilty laughing without adding anything else.

You have much to feel guilty about!

by **Savannah** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:45 pm

You know, you could just say "Good Afternoon" like a normal person.

by **Danger** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:46 pm

I need some sort of "normal person" cheat sheet to figure this out.

by **Savannah** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:52 pm

Mine got lost. :mrgreen:

by **Shambala** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:54 pm

Danger wrote:I need some sort of "normal person" cheat sheet to figure this out.

...and you're on eplaya looking for a normal person?

by **Savannah** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:57 pm

In fairness, he was seeking an extremely hot transsexual, but he will settle for his old campmates. Which is such an American story, you know?

by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:59 pm

Savannah wrote:In fairness, he was seeking an extremely hot transsexual, but he will settle for his old campmates. Which is such an American story, you know?

Yeah, that pretty much covers The Grapes of Wrath right there.

by **Danger** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:00 pm

Savannah wrote:In fairness, he was seeking an extremely hot transsexual, but he will settle for his old campmates. Which is such an American story, you know?

Didn't think my old campmates would have me after the incident.....

by **Savannah** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:00 pm

I really do HATE that wig.

by **Danger** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:04 pm

That wig got me laid, which is a lot more than I can say for this stupid extra ticket!!

by **jella** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:08 pm

What " incident" where was I ?? details details hehe

by **Danger** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:25 pm

jella wrote:What " incident" where was I ?? details details hehe

You remember, it was during Macarena night. After a full year of practice it was time for the camp playa performance. We were almost to the big finale, everything was going great, I was hitting all my palm up, shoulder tap, head touch, and hip crosses like nobody's business. The whole damned playa stopped to take us in! We were beautiful!! But when we got to the last figure eight jump and change something inside me snapped and I slipped into the 'ole boot scootin' boogie! What was I thinking?? There's no fucking heel step heel step in the Marcarena!!! Well, I didn't stop there, I did the whole damn thing, right through the grapevine to the right!! Everyone was aghast, people fell down, there was shouting, cussing, and I heard a baby cry somewhere. It was just awful, awful....

It's something I'll live with for the rest of my life.

by **jella** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:40 pm

Wow...um wow ! I can't believe we missed that

. we must have been out exploring. The important thing is you OWNED IT !

Two thumbs up for the courage to carry on to the bitter end

by **Savannah** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:45 pm

You remember, it was during Macarena night. After a full year of practice it was time for the camp playa performance. We were almost to the big finale, everything was going great, I was hitting all my palm up, shoulder tap, head touch, and hip crosses like nobody's business. The whole damned playa stopped to take us in! We were beautiful!! But when we got to the last figure eight jump and change something inside me snapped and I slipped into the 'ole boot scootin' boogie! What was I thinking?? There's no fucking heel step heel step in the Marcarena!!! Well, I didn't stop there, I did the whole damn thing, right through the grapevine to the right!! Everyone was aghast, people fell down, there was shouting, cussing, and I heard a baby cry somewhere. It was just awful, awful....

It's something I'll live with for the rest of my life.

It was pretty humiliating. But that was no baby you heard crying . . . it was me.

by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:52 am

Really, this is the sort of thing that shouldn't be discussed outside of camp members. The trauma can spread across the playa like so much weaponized anthrax dust.

by **VeganChoirGirl** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:26 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Really, this is the sort of thing that shouldn't be discussed outside of camp members. The trauma can spread across the playa like so much weaponized anthrax dust.

I agree, why are you revealing our camps dirty secrets and shame???

by **Danger** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:07 am

I thought it would help the healing process. Too soon I guess, too soon........

by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:22 am

Jesus, people. Macarena? Don't you draw the line anywhere?

by **Danger** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:14 pm

There will be no drawing of lines!!

by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:25 pm

This is not a useful comment whatsoever, but how the hell did this thread now go to 49 responses? I need another drink.

by **jella** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:44 pm

Danger wrote:There will be no drawing of lines!!

Unless of course you plan to teach a line dance :shock:

by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:44 pm

jella wrote:
Danger wrote:There will be no drawing of lines!!

Unless of course you plan to teach a line dance

I like to draw on tan lines...........

by **bigbluedoggy** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:05 am

I'm so confused...

by **VeganChoirGirl** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:52 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:This is not a useful comment whatsoever, but how the hell did this thread now go to 49 responses? I need another drink.

It got to this many responses because a bunch of camp mates are just shooting the shit and then confused people come in and go, "huh??"

by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:21 am

Another confused person here... edited to add: "huh??"

ygmir wrote:
jella wrote:
Danger wrote:There will be no drawing of lines!!

Unless of course you plan to teach a line dance

I like to draw on tan lines...........

Does this mean, that you like to draw lines on tanned people where you think the tan lines should be, or, do you like to find people's tan lines and decorate them? :?:

by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:00 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:Another confused person here... edited to add: "huh??"

ygmir wrote:
jella wrote:
Danger wrote:There will be no drawing of lines!!

Unless of course you plan to teach a line dance

I like to draw on tan lines...........

Does this mean, that you like to draw lines on tanned people where you think the tan lines should be, or, do you like to find people's tan lines and decorate them?

well both.......but, neither using my hands. :wink:

by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:11 pm

ygmir wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:Another confused person here... edited to add: "huh??"

ygmir wrote:
jella wrote:
Danger wrote:There will be no drawing of lines!!

Unless of course you plan to teach a line dance

I like to draw on tan lines...........

Does this mean, that you like to draw lines on tanned people where you think the tan lines should be, or, do you like to find people's tan lines and decorate them?

well both.......but, neither using my hands.

by **Danger** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:47 pm

In case anyone is interested, I found a worthy Burner to take responsibility for my extra ticket!

by **Savannah** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:53 pm

And how do they look in a slinky nightie?

by **Danger** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:17 pm

Savannah wrote:And how do they look in a slinky nightie?

I have no idea, the lights were off!

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