Spare Ticket for Trade

Spare Ticket for Trade

Postby Danger » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:58 pm

Prefer sex with female, but would consider an incredibly hot, sexy, passable tranny. :twisted:
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Postby Savannah » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:03 pm

I'm your man!
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Postby jkisha » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:04 pm

:shock: :oops: :twisted: :shock: :wink:
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Postby AntiM » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:12 pm

Er.....
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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Postby Danger » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:13 pm

I knew you'd find me Sav!

Savannah wrote:I'm your man!
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Postby Savannah » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:17 pm

It took me 5 minutes! My game is slippin'.

Sorry, AntiM. Please do not internet murder him, deserving though he is. :oops:
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Postby VeganChoirGirl » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:21 pm

Savannah wrote:It took me 5 minutes! My game is slippin'.

Sorry, AntiM. Please do not internet murder him, deserving though he is. :oops:


Not going to lie...it's taking me more than 5 minutes. GAH!
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Postby AntiM » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:22 pm

Internet death by snoo-snoo?
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.
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Postby lonestoner916 » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:27 pm

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Postby Danger » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:43 pm

VeganChoirGirl wrote:
Savannah wrote:It took me 5 minutes! My game is slippin'.

Sorry, AntiM. Please do not internet murder him, deserving though he is. :oops:


Not going to lie...it's taking me more than 5 minutes. GAH!


Howdy Kate!!
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Postby VeganChoirGirl » Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:49 pm

Danger wrote:
VeganChoirGirl wrote:
Savannah wrote:It took me 5 minutes! My game is slippin'.

Sorry, AntiM. Please do not internet murder him, deserving though he is. :oops:


Not going to lie...it's taking me more than 5 minutes. GAH!


Howdy Kate!!


DAMN! I should have known at tranny. Sigh.

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Postby motskyroonmatick » Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:15 pm

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love you guys!

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Postby jella » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:45 pm

Favorite quote of the day
"Internet death by snoo-snoo" :wink:
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Postby Danger » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:16 am

snoo snoo, sounds uncomfortable. hehehe
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Postby motskyroonmatick » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:52 pm

What's snoo?
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Postby Sic Pup » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:21 am

motskyroonmatick wrote:What's snoo?


Not much, you?
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Postby motskyroonmatick » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:12 pm

Sic Pup wrote:
motskyroonmatick wrote:What's snoo?


Not much, you?


Yeah... Worked some O.T. today then off to 2 weeks of paid out of town training Sunday afternoon.

What's snoo with the rest of you? Did you ever find a hot sexy passable tranny Danger? You know I'm rooting for ya.
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Postby Danger » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:22 pm

No luck yet Motz. I'd thought there would be more people in need of a ticket out there but so far the offers haven't been pouring in.

Snoo snoo is a term for lady bits (down there).

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Postby motskyroonmatick » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:42 pm

Oh nice! I like snoo snoo.


The running joke at work right now is.

worker 1. Snoo.

worker 2 What's snoo?

worker 1 Not much [points finger at worker 2] ha ha ha ha ha.

Worker 2 [face palm]

Now snoo is short hand for what's up.


And now I wish leslie was here to explain this joke but here goes nothing!

You see this joke works because what's snoo sounds just like what's new. However the word snoo (pronounced snu) doesn't sound like anything recognizable when spoken independently of a preceding what's. So naturally anyone who has never heard the word snoo all by it's self will ask what it is. That's how the what's (sn)new(oo) is generated and we all know what's new rhymes really really well with what's snoo. What is totally the best thing about the joke is that the word what's ends in an s and the word snoo starts with an s so they blend together really well. This helps the joke allot. It is a funny joke.

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Postby hookahdude » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:46 pm

I am gruntled with that explaination of snoo.
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Postby C187 » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:34 am

Mots..
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That! Just with your words, and Leslie's voice.

So, Danger.. How about that ticket?
What's the rules?

Edit: Had an extra close img tag.. meer.
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Postby AntiM » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:24 am

Snoo-snoo is the act one performs with lady bits, coupled with male danglies. And variations thereon.

Seriously, are lonerstoner and I the only Futurama fans here?
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Postby Shambala » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:21 am

motskyroonmatick wrote:You see this joke works because what's snoo sounds just like what's new. However the word snoo (pronounced snu) doesn't sound like anything recognizable when spoken independently of a preceding what's. So naturally anyone who has never heard the word snoo all by it's self will ask what it is. That's how the what's (sn)new(oo) is generated and we all know what's new rhymes really really well with what's snoo. What is totally the best thing about the joke is that the word what's ends in an s and the word snoo starts with an s so they blend together really well. This helps the joke allot. It is a funny joke.

:P

Could you please apply this explanation and tell me what a henway is? If you can somehow incorporate lady bits and male danglies in it, I would really appreciate it.
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Postby Ogdenhousedj » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:20 am

AntiM wrote:Snoo-snoo is the act one performs with lady bits, coupled with male danglies. And variations thereon.

Seriously, are lonerstoner and I the only Futurama fans here?

No, i got it
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:08 am

AntiM wrote:Snoo-snoo is the act one performs with lady bits, coupled with male danglies. And variations thereon.

Seriously, are lonerstoner and I the only Futurama fans here?

I remembered it, once I saw the pic. I only saw that episode once. I should catch up on line, I suppose.
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Postby C.f.M. » Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:31 am

So if I let you put your pee-pee in my snoo-snoo, I get a free ticket? Do you maybe have any raw chocolate to sweeten the deal? I hope you're a DJ...I only let dee-dees put their hoo-has in my jay-jay.
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Postby FIGJAM » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:06 am

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Postby Shambala » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:23 pm

C.f.M. wrote:So if I let you put your pee-pee in my snoo-snoo, I get a free ticket? Do you maybe have any raw chocolate to sweeten the deal? I hope you're a DJ...I only let dee-dees put their hoo-has in my jay-jay.

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Postby C.f.M. » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:00 pm

RAW, brother! Raw and full of life! Just like your snoo-snoo will be when I'm done.
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Postby Savannah » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:40 pm

Snoo-snoo is the act one performs with lady bits, coupled with male danglies. And variations thereon.

Seriously, are lonerstoner and I the only Futurama fans here?


Nah, I laughed.

I just feel guilty laughing without adding anything else. :)
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