Ran into some financial trouble and therefore have to do the unthinkable: sell away my ticket to the holy land. This feels a bit like having to take Old Yeller out back, but such is life and what we go through to pay our rent. Ticket is Tier 3 ($280.00 USD) and on Will Call, please PM or email at firstname.lastname@example.org
and we'll get that adorable little scamp transferred over to you. You'll confirm your newfound entry into the pearly gates, I'll pay my rent this month, and we'll both walk away with a smile.