You are cordially invited to: THE WEDDING.
THE WEDDING will occur on Wednesday at 4:00 PM at The Temple.
An unknown but large amount of brides and grooms, bridesmaids and men-of-honor will be in attendance, some of whom will be getting hitched.
Wanted: Flower girls, ring bearers, and musicians who can bang out a passable version of "here comes the bride" on whatever instrument or other noise making device they happen to have handy.
Guests & observers welcomed.
Come for the cake. Stay for the honey moon.