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will simon Live or Die?

1. Dead Fucking Meat
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12%
2. That Crazy Motherfucker Can Do It!
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41%
3. I want to know what kind of drugs he'll be on before i answer.
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24%
4. Metaphysically speaking, it's both at the same time
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7%
5. if he crashes and burns, how will i read my name on his arm?
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5%
6. Who Cares? I'm more concerned about limiting Art Cars and their Noise Noise Noise!
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10%
 
Total votes : 41

Postby Boijoy » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:47 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ejhIZZvDgw[/youtube]
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next stop, BRC.

Postby fuck-head. » Sat Dec 04, 2010 4:18 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9cSxEqKQ78&feature=player_embedded#at=50[/youtube]
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45 Knots?, are you Sure?

Postby Snowah Zark » Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:22 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uIum2T6_RI[/youtube]
Mi casa y su casa.
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Postby junglesmacks » Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:47 pm

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Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:45 pm

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"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".


A gift for the Playa
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Postby Elorrum » Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:15 pm

and he does it all in one night!!!
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html ... noradsanta
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This Henny Youngman, I'll be your pilot this Evening.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:33 pm

I Just Flew in from the North Pole.























wait for it,

























a little longer,




















AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!
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Postby gyre » Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:21 pm

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Up in the air, Junior Birdman,
Flying so high off the ground,
Is it a bird, plane or Superman?
No! It's Junior Birdman upside down.

And when you hear the doorbell ring,
When you see the badge of tin,
Then you will know that Junior Birdman
Has turned his box tops in!



Heavier than air?
It's only wishful thinking holds them up!


See
*involuntary conversion
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Postby Snowah Zark » Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:36 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf1bx37lh_M[/youtube]
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i never shy away from a challenge..

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:56 am

go get em', kid...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJL9aVp_1jE[/youtube]
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Postby oscillator » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:59 pm

Cuts thru playa snakes like butta...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32JmTBTlaN8[/youtube]
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Postby Sic Pup » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:50 am

Cool, I always wanted to be a dust devil.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
~ Albert Einstein
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i dont just want it, i NEED it.

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:16 pm

http://gyro-jet.com/




SOMEONE BUY THIS FOR ME AND I WILL LOVE YOU LONG TIME.


and fly it to the man.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:21 pm

http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/the-d ... rojet.html


fuck it, i'll figure it out myself, and make it from garbage.


steampunk on DMT times greasemonkey equals flying robot.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:33 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OeOQ2ZxTcg[/youtube]
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eep op ork ah ah!

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:04 am

http://theshroom.wordpress.com/2011/01/ ... -cars-wtf/
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Postby Elorrum » Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:19 pm

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thats not what we drive.

Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:04 pm

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"People will think we're a bunch of out-of-control cross dressing fascists"
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Postby adam link » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:47 pm

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god is in the data.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:54 pm

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"Interns and Adderall are more cost effective than Hookers and Blow, you don't have to pay the Interns to fuck you".


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Postby BAS » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:27 pm

http://archivale.com/weblog/?p=220


This is what I would like to build. I'd need a lot of room to work on and store it, though.
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Do things that have never been done."
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A Transportation Option

Postby gyre » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:13 pm

http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=101226

http://www.itnsource.com/shotlist/BHC_R ... 00493/?s=*

http://www.squidoo.com/human-cannonball
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:01 pm

This isn't FLYING, It's FALLING with STYLE!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbD5ke7xqww&feature=relmfu[/youtube]
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:16 am

i was PROMISED a goddamn flying hoverbike by the future, where the fuck is UPS with my Package?
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