normally, i sell space on my arms in the form of tattoos as i bet against fate and attempt to ride some cheap piece of overpowered japanese mid-70's two wheeler from the east coast to the site, approx 3000 miles away.
i havent died yet, and collected every year.
well, lets up the ante, but lower the distance...
from S. Ore to BRC Wilbur and Orville Style.
Old School Schmuckery.
i dont just like it, i LOVE IT!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqrAA0xDKmE&feature=related[/youtube]
Schmuck Run 2011
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by Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:23 pm
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by jkisha » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:13 pm
Oh my. (That's the only words I have, without trying to sound like your mother.)
JK
JK
JK
http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
http://www.mudskippercafe.com
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:03 am
same price, different math...instead of a penny a mile it works out to about 7 cents a mile from S. Ore vs. Upstate NY.
$28.80 a name, same as it's been for a decade.
such a deal, whatta bargain.
$28.80 a name, same as it's been for a decade.
such a deal, whatta bargain.
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by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:31 am
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by delle » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:42 am
Sweet ride.... but...
You realize that with the jigglytude of that stick, you'll be spilling any drinks held in that hand for days afterwards. I'd start practicing drinking left-handed only right away!!!
Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?
You realize that with the jigglytude of that stick, you'll be spilling any drinks held in that hand for days afterwards. I'd start practicing drinking left-handed only right away!!!
Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?
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by theCryptofishist » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:44 am
delle wrote:Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?
This is Simon, he barely has leathers (he gives the pavement "road rash" after all) and doesn't have a poncho.
If it's really bad he'll grease up his hair as water-proofing.
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by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:06 am
theCryptofishist wrote:delle wrote:Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?
This is Simon, he barely has leathers (he gives the pavement "road rash" after all) and doesn't have a poncho.
If it's really bad he'll grease up his hair as water-proofing.
just dip me in creosote and im good to go.
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by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:11 am
i am not afraid.
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Portrait of the Artist as a Middle Aged Schmuck.
by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:27 am
if we're gonna do icarus imagery, we might as well get Joyceian about it....
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Par 700, dogleg Left.
by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:40 am
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VVxDaOgjtQ[/youtube]
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by moonrise » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:54 am
Made in China
...might as well have 'em add night lighting...BRC DMV and all...who wants to be grounded at night? Not moon that's for frickin' sure! (can I borrow it btw?)
...might as well have 'em add night lighting...BRC DMV and all...who wants to be grounded at night? Not moon that's for frickin' sure! (can I borrow it btw?)
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!
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by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:22 am
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by AntiM » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:27 pm
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by Eric » Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:16 pm
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by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:34 pm
Happy Thoughts!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZU4S1G0JCk&feature=related[/youtube]
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by theCryptofishist » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:51 pm
I guess AntiM's and Simon's clips are early Steampunk. Or Second Wave Steampunk, we can argue about that incessantly. And I can see the connection to Svankmeyer again.
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by Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:35 am
he he he he....
the fish sees right thru me...
i DO love SPANKmajer!
http://www.viddler.com/explore/Ms_Valerie/videos/73/
the fish sees right thru me...
i DO love SPANKmajer!
http://www.viddler.com/explore/Ms_Valerie/videos/73/
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by Ugly Dougly » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:02 am
AntiM wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4At3K-5opZk[/youtube]
I LOVE Professor Fate! <3 <3 <3 !!!
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Simon, what happens when you run out of room on your arm?
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by weirdscience » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:50 am
Ugly Dougly wrote:AntiM wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4At3K-5opZk[/youtube]
I LOVE Professor Fate! <3 <3 <3 !!!
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Simon, what happens when you run out of room on your arm?
thats what legs are for duh!
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by Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:55 am
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meet the stewardess
by Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:26 pm
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by Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:26 pm
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by Simon of the Playa » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:11 pm
my new steering wheel is my old i-phone 3gs.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXY19bWQXyw&feature=fvw[/youtube]
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