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by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:25 am

Jet, actually that's me. Before the amputations.

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:32 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Jet, actually that's me. Before the amputations.

So it was a triple amputation then? Brutal.

by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:57 pm

Geeze
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by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:58 pm

Good thing it missed her balls!

by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:33 pm

Dr Jet Sinister wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Jet, actually that's me. Before the amputations.

So it was a triple amputation then? Brutal.

I don't do anything by halves.

by **pinemom** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:14 pm

Booby Boarding!!!

by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:22 pm

will there be a discoteque?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qygN2En0U0I[/youtube]

by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:38 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Nd5xpFDpg&feature=related[/youtube]

by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:12 am

Well, at least NOT having the stage in the A-hole will keep THAT guy from showing up to perform.

He is still welcome to do as many pushups off the bar as he would like.

by **Major Krash** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:59 am

...never so glad we do not have a public bar as now...

by **pinemom** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:32 pm

Um, Major Krash, have you ever been to Terminal city?

by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:05 pm

Major Krash wrote:...never so glad we do not have a public bar as now...

so, you want a private party then?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9BdaiudL4M[/youtube]

by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:29 pm

pinemom wrote:Um, Major Krash, have you ever been to Terminal city?

Major Crash is Dragonfly's sockie, remember?

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:54 pm

Hey Dick! Did you just start this thread so everyone would come visit you in camp?

by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:19 pm

Absolutely!

And for the record, all you E-playans, if you wanna come see me I am in a BIG red bus with some garbage tacked to the side of it.
The name of the camp is "PlayaWaste Raiders", we are within Terminal City.

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:23 pm

That's right! If you're looking for me, I'm in a travel trailer in the back of the Booby Bar camp (within Terminal City) with silver stuff taped to the outside of the windows. I hate getting up to answer the door, so just walk in and say hello.

by **CapSmashy** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:26 pm

I also hear Dr Jet loves to have men wearing masks with appropriate appendages out and ready for action as they enter her rv behind Booby Bar.

That's the older model RV parked behind the Boob domes at Booby Bar in Terminal City.

by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:27 pm

I am so glad I am staying in that big red bus and not that Big RV.

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:29 pm

Don't deride my art.

by **CapSmashy** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:29 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I am so glad I am staying in that big red bus and not that Big RV.

Yep, by the time we get done putting up all those flyers about coming to party in Jet's RV, you'll be glad you are no where near it.

by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:33 pm

That's it, Critical Dicks march now has a new Destination.

hold on a second....

oops....o shit

by **CapSmashy** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:38 pm

Click Here Dick.

by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:48 pm

Looks like we needs donations of condoms at Terminal City this year.

and lube please

by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:50 pm

So the new destination for Critical Dicks is your ass?

by **CapSmashy** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:51 pm

LOLS... I haz them in abundance.

by **Super Evil Brian** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:24 am

C.f.M. wrote:
AntiM wrote:Great. Poetry readings. Do we at lest get a firing squad?

If someone starts reading shitty poetry I will be firing Atari Teenage Riot at them with a megaphone.

There's a local regional camp that has a "soapbox." One time, so very tired of hearing people talk about love and finding yourself and shit, I just stood up there and did nothing, simply to prevent the hippies from having the microphone.

Fucking brilliant!

by **Super Evil Brian** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:34 am

Fucking with my soy chai latte is a great way to get your hand speared to the table with a dirty titanium fork.

I love the hipocracy of me calling someone a sissy for putting milk and/or sugar in their coffee while I'm drinking a soy chai latte, with a dash of cinnamon of course.

I do drink my coffee black and stale.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:52 am

(quoted by someone I know...)

"I like my coffee like my men - strong, black, and bitter."

by **C.f.M.** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:12 am

I like my coffee like I like my men.

Ground up and in the freezer.

Or as my black friend hollered at a nurse, once, "Yeah, bring me some of that WHITE COFFEE!"

by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:48 am

i like my women like my coffee too.

i usually take about enough to send a pre-diabetic like myself into a 20 minute hoop-de-doo....a three count if your pouring from a diner dispenser as is my habit.

i like the brown syrup at the bottom of the cup, you can actually pour it on waffles.

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