Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Postby Dr. Pyro » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:49 am

Back for our 11th year, Barbie Death Village and our infamous camps (Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Eden, Boosh: The Canadian Splinter Squad, Clan O'Crash, Preserved In Time, Alaska, Wet Dreams, and Loose Nutz) will be taking the playa by storm. No hostages, no prisoners! Today the playa, tomorrow the world. You have been warned!
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Re: Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Postby unjonharley » Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:06 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Back for our 11th year, Barbie Death Village and our infamous camps (Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Eden, Boosh: The Canadian Splinter Squad, Clan O'Crash, Preserved In Time, Alaska, Wet Dreams, and Loose Nutz) will be taking the playa by storm. No hostages, no prisoners! Today the playa, tomorrow the world. You have been warned!


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Postby maryanimal » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:20 pm

I'd like to visit your camp next year Dr. P. I especially want to see your artwork!
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Postby ygmir » Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:33 am

maryanimal wrote:I'd like to visit your camp next year Dr. P. I especially want to see your artwork!


be very careful, telling Doc you want to see Anything of his......and, if he says it's in the Motorhome...........run...........

unless, of course, you like what Docs offering.
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Postby MisaBlue » Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:45 am

YES!
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Postby Bin Noddin » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:19 am

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Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:34 am

Maryanimal, ignore what that Ygmir dude says. You can trust me, I am, after all, a doctor. Just ask MisaBlue. And just to prove it, I have something to show you in the back of my RV.

Hay, wait a second...
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Postby Sail Man » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:23 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Maryanimal, ignore what that Ygmir dude says. You can trust me, I am, after all, a doctor. Just ask MisaBlue. And just to prove it, I have something to show you in the back of my RV.

Hay, wait a second...


Hmmm, red wine or white wine with hay Doc? :lol:

Does this mean that there will be warfare on the open playa between BDV and Terminal Village for the bragging right's of World Dominators?




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Postby Kiro » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:35 pm

At Sacramento's Decompression, we met Dr Pyro, the snark fountain mountain of a legend.

We're bringing something gory to your camp, as promised..
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:40 pm

Sailman, if Terminal Village even thinks they can out-gun BDV, we'll have to have a showdown by playing FIZZBALL!!!
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Postby maryanimal » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:41 pm

Gosh Dr. P..you have an RV?? OOoohhh, that sounds ginchy!! However, sad to say is I don't own a nurses uniform. So what is in the back of that RV?? Ohh let me guess...etchings??? :lol:
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Postby ygmir » Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:45 pm

"etchings"


watch out for Docs Dremmel tool.........
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Postby gerlachedNloaded » Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:49 am

maybe the "tuxedo" will show again and we can "thank" him for his artistic contribution. and then go find some vamps to drown in absinthe. plan.
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Postby sputnik » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:34 am

Fizzball! I agree. Wait til you see our pitcher!
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:12 pm

Maryanimal, etchings are only a part of our full-service HMO. Now, just lie down on your back and do everything the nice doctor says.
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Postby ygmir » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:37 pm

if the doctor is wearing lederhosen, he'll be wanting to yodel..........


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Re: Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Postby massagenut » Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:45 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Back for our 11th year, Barbie Death Village and our infamous camps (Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Eden, Boosh: The Canadian Splinter Squad, Clan O'Crash, Preserved In Time, Alaska, Wet Dreams, and Loose Nutz) will be taking the playa by storm. No hostages, no prisoners! Today the playa, tomorrow the world. You have been warned!


Hey Doc.. I hope to be there again as well. I even had a new banner made up for the occasion... "Barbie Day Spa.... Massage and Bodywash".
We certainly want to treat our Barbies nice.

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Postby unjonharley » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:05 am

Why is it so much fun to roast the good doctor :?:
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Postby pinemom » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:16 am

HA!
Everyone knows that Terminal City is the bestest Village in all of BRC! HA!
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:51 am

I heard BDC tortures, maims, and keeps their barbies in terrible conditions, working for pennies an hour.
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Postby unjonharley » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:26 am

Fire_Moose wrote:I heard BDC tortures, maims, and keeps their barbies in terrible conditions, working for pennies an hour.


And :?:
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:53 am

and people get offended when Asian kids do that....
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:23 am

Asian kids have a future. Barbies? Not so much.
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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:10 am

Wow...WOW...I cannot believe that came from you fishy.


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Postby snake » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:48 pm

yes pinemom, terminal city will have to launch it's secret weapon: quick and deadly.
oh...i guess it's not a secret anymore..BEWARE!!!!
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Postby Bounce530 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:24 pm

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Postby Eric » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:35 pm

pinemom wrote:HA!
Everyone knows that Terminal City is the bestest Village in all of BRC! HA!


Ooh, gonna have to fight you on that one. Fandango has not only a bar, but a newspaper (BRC Weekly), a radio station (BRBC, 99.1FM) and plans to take over the world. So we're like every other village on the last part, but we have MEDIA!
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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:51 pm

Eric wrote:
pinemom wrote:HA!
Everyone knows that Terminal City is the bestest Village in all of BRC! HA!


Ooh, gonna have to fight you on that one. Fandango has not only a bar, but a newspaper (BRC Weekly), a radio station (BRBC, 99.1FM) and plans to take over the world. So we're like every other village on the last part, but we have MEDIA!

We have media, but it's sleeper cell media.
And Hushville has that samzidat hand copied thing going on.
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Postby MisaBlue » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:25 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Maryanimal, ignore what that Ygmir dude says. You can trust me, I am, after all, a doctor. Just ask MisaBlue. And just to prove it, I have something to show you in the back of my RV.

Hay, wait a second...


Ahh, yes, I know now, after my first year...he is a doctor... :twisted:
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Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:37 am

<bump>

I expect the first newsletter to come out sometime in December, introducing some new campmates and linking our Black Rock Yearbook picture. Barbie Death Village: More decadence, less tolerance.
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