I'm the guy that made this:
However, I can't make it to burning man this year so I want to be filming a coffee table instead. I need a coffee table that goes well here:
Preferably modern black or white and or some combination of the two...or just something amazing that goes well in that shot. No crap from Ikea where the veneer peels off after a year. Must be in perfect condition.
I have a paper (Tier 2 $240) ticket. I will be available in Los Angeles early this week and San Francisco late in the week.
Serious inquiries please send me a photo at firstname.lastname@example.org