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by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:48 pm

You have GOT to be kidding, komrade...

by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:31 am

c'mon sue, get out of your uncomfort zone and broaden your horizons.

we'll send you over one of the cabana boys or girls for the night with the hot stone therapy and the little chocolate mints and shit.

you'll forget ALL about world domination as you slip into our 300 count egyptian cotton sheets and enjoy complimentary magic fingers massage and nite time snack consisting of free range organic slow cooked whole wheat vegan hot pockets served with a nice polenta and salad, accompanied by a robust pinot from the williamette valley.

Not to mention we offer a host of services that you just cant find in your dusty little, um , enclave, like running hot water and a full length lighted dressing mirror.

did i mention the private toidy?

yeah, all of a sudden the sparkle ponies dont seem that stupid after all.

by **sputnik** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:40 am

Yeah Sue, what could go wrong with that?

by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:07 pm

day-glo, it's the new, um, BLACK.

by **illy dilly** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:47 pm

Then is tie-dye the new day glo?
And were did black go?

As long as the Blue Ribbon stays Blue, we'll survive!

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:43 pm

sputnik wrote:Yeah Sue, what could go wrong with that?

Komrade, you hit nail on head!!! I could to kiss on cheek. (BTW, LOVE the new facial hair look - VERY sexy, amost Lenin-ish!!)

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:06 pm

Simon of the Playa, thinking he can somehow twist the stalwart into stupidism, wrote:c'mon sue, get out of your uncomfort zone and broaden your horizons.

Oh... Really? (She says sarcastically)

Are you in-sinnnnnnnn-uating my horizions are not sufficiently broad??

Simon, thinking he has some bizarre edge, wrote:we'll send you over one of the cabana boys or girls for the night with the hot stone therapy and the little chocolate mints and shit.

Yeech. Stone therapy? Sounds rainbowish. Mints??!!

I fracking HATE mint. Is like cheap imitation amerikan-copy vodka... Put your mind to that one. ZWACK.

Now sweating uncomfortably, as Amerikan in KGB interrogation, wrote: you'll forget ALL about world domination...

You are Cute, Simon, but you just cannot to understand passions of woman's mind...

Stretching for some grasp, he wrote:...as you slip into our 300 count egyptian cotton sheets...

Peh. ZsuZsu had better, and ZsuZsu was jealous of me. Can you promise a dust-free experience? Beluga black? Early trade USSR Stoly? Pre-ban absinthe? Be real... I have EXPECTATIONS. Hell, I can meet my expectations - you WILL have to do better...

Still grasping, Simon wrote:and enjoy complimentary magic fingers massage and nite time snack consisting of free range organic slow cooked whole wheat vegan...

The massage is a cute touch, but VEGAN??!!?? You have fracking GOT to be kidding. EEEWWWWWW...... Get the FRACK away. Vegan.... YUCK!!! My ex did vegan... loser. Pardon while I lose lunch over very thought.

Thinking shit food would wrench bb from her convictions, Simon then wrote:hot pockets served with a nice polenta and salad, accompanied by a robust pinot from the williamette valley.

Salad is OK (doing that this year, TYVM), which is the ONLY thing which sounds halfway interesting in your buffet of bunnyist schlock. I'll slug down your Willamette Pinot, tho, yet understand being raised adjacent to the Napa Valley, having my own vineyards in Italy, this promises to be as good as the vegancrap and shit sheets... Shouldn't waste my time. Good for a buzz. May have Kiwi Enemy come over to raid, just for kix.

Not yet realizing he was barking up wrong tree, Our courageous, yet lost, Pony Mouthpiece wrote:Not to mention we offer a host of services that you just cant find in your dusty little, um , enclave...

Oh THIS outta be good...

Sticking worthless promise out, he wrote: like running hot water...

If you got an undening supply at 10+ GPM and a way to evap it off, maybe. Fracking doubt that one.

Also he wrote: and a full length lighted dressing mirror

Steeeeeeerike 2. I got 2, looking to mount the third. Well??? We're not amused by this waste of time so far...

THinking he had something special to close with, Simon wrote... wrote:
did i mention the private toidy?

Oh jeez. I *have* my own.. I can commondeer a fracking BANK of hoidy-toidy toidys. I have a BIDET to keep my nether bits fresh as a daisy.

And we have a vodka fountain. Eh? EH??

Thinking in error he made a convincing, rather than failing argument, Simon of the playa, in a false sense of triumph, wrote:yeah, all of a sudden the sparkle ponies dont seem that stupid after all.

EWWW... You are the best advertisement AGAINST pony-ism I have read in days. MONTHS!!! DECADES!!!!!!!

You offer a glimpse at Capitalist HELL. You make point of Marx, Engels, and Killbuck. We offer socialist PARADISE. We BUILD paradise. You promise slavery for 3rd class life as wage slave to capitalist running-pig-dog.

Pony? Fracking ponygirl. Go thee away. EWWW...

by **snake** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:52 pm

you never have to wonder what's on bbsue's mind. (i'm glad i'm on your team...hugs).

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:03 pm

You tink?? >>grrins<<

Sparkle Ponys... Yeech! The more I see, the less I like. HOW did we get tied up with a group like that as our official enemies?

Glad you're on our team, too. You're either against them... or... um... even more condemned than normal.

by **Elorrum** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:37 pm

out out out erase erase erase. new enemy please. auditions asap. may I suggest...

by **Eric** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:02 pm

Elorrum wrote:out out out erase erase erase. new enemy please. auditions asap. may I suggest...

Sullen Imperialist Child, furry capitalistic tool, lazy worker and degenerate shopkeeper? For this you need weapons?

by **Elorrum** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:16 pm

Eric wrote:
Elorrum wrote:out out out erase erase erase. new enemy please. auditions asap. may I suggest...

Sullen Imperialist Child, furry capitalistic tool, lazy worker and degenerate shopkeeper? For this you need weapons?

Maybe it's just best to concentrate on defense and see who starts something.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:47 pm

We have glass, sign on glass says "Drink Me".

Heh heh heh...

by **sputnik** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:54 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Komrade, you hit nail on head!!! I could to kiss on cheek. (BTW, LOVE the new facial hair look - VERY sexy, amost Lenin-ish!!)

Really?!?! Cool.

by **maggiemayday** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:08 pm

Where's Gojira when you need him?

by **Eric** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:24 pm

maggiemayday wrote:Where's Gojira when you need him?

Name is good Socialist name. "May Day". Stalin would approve.

by **maggiemayday** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:40 am

Actually, is maternal grandmother's maiden name. Mayday! Mayday! Going down in flames!

Pronounced "Jorgenson".

by **CapSmashy** » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:53 pm

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:40 pm

What??? This site go dead or something? Sparkle Ponies all got eaten by Fluffy Bunnies?

You'd think THIS was burn week... not NEXT week.

by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:23 pm

Radio Silence. Deep OPS. Ssssh.

Hushville has taken over.

by **Bay Bridge Sue** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:54 pm

(Whispers into mike...)

42... 37... 29...84... 16... 9... 23... 47...76... 2... 12... 99... 60.

That is all.

by **Killbuck** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:23 pm

Remember, we are to go now to deep cover.... we are 5th column... sssh!!!!

APOKILIPTIKA Comrades...

Set secret decoder rings to K

Message to follow:

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Ok, that's enough of that.... just DON'T forget the C4 this time damn it.

(damn minions....)

by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:25 pm

sue, we have chewing gum in many flavors, and Nylon Stockings.

perhaps, we could work out a deal and get you razors, diapers, and ziplock baggies in various sizes.

is good deal, no?

****leaving bait and running for the safety of the sparklepony mobile command unit****

by **Killbuck** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:10 pm

You had to go and say Sparkle Pony, didn't you!!!!!

I found one for ya....

"My Little Porny"

by **Killbuck** » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:13 pm

Alright, so no more of this Sparkle Pony stuff!!!!!

We have important business to attend to!!!!

Like getting out the the damn playa.

Ok!

Countdown

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by **Killbuck** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:01 am

Correction!!!!!!!

I just returned from BRC and APOK and Terminal City placement is NOT at or near 330 and A as we were originally told. We all have been moved way over to 2:30 and A.

by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:53 am

Dang. Is this general, Kernel, or just TC?

by **Killbuck** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:48 pm

The whole village- moved two blocks.

They are reorganizing as we speak

by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:50 pm

"They" being Terminal City or BRC?

by **Killbuck** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:06 pm

They being TC camps

Ok, I'm outa here.... see youse guys on da playa

ePlaya

APOKILIPTIKA 2010!!!

this is What happens when LSD floods the hood.

sensing her eastern bloc sensabilities...

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