People are invited to join the camp by private message if they comport themselves on the board in such a way that the powers that be think they would be a good fit. Right now the discussion is about how full the camp is, not about recruitement. However, other camps also are on the boards, including "Camp Stag." Staggers don't run anything but a camp, but they run it well (apparently, I have not conducted an inspection) and their major criterion is that you ask to join by the deadline. At any rate there are many camps, and I'd suggest that you have over ten months to meet people and find a good fit, and you don't have to rush it.
Now, if I were going to be real snarky, I'd mention something about the fact that we are helpless with wine anyway, and always end up making some vinegar out there because we just don't have the climate control or the wine-drinking clientele to do the grape justice. Because you are a nervous newby that would just be unbecoming on my part.
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