1--Ever been to a Negativland show? They ended them by putting toast into a toaster until it caught on fire. I got to see them once...
2--The woman who started After Dark (she was not the only founder, so no runnign that through an argument) was my sister's best friend in jr. high and high school.
3--My mother makes lemon curd, Emily.
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
"So many people have so little clue and there's only a finite amount of patience in the world!" --International Incident.