Hi, I'm from Miscreant/Inspiratum Camp and I am also looking to contact The Museum of Unnatural History. It so happens that a couple of our somewhat irresponsible camp mates took it upon themselves to mail to you our camps primary deity The Great Steak, we are desperately awaiting his glorious return and would be forever grateful for any clues you might have as to his whereabouts. He is a medium to small tenderloin steak cooked well done(almost burnt) with googly eyes and a short tuft of purple hair. He was last seen on thursday morning wearing a white sweater and although he had been cooked three days earlier he had not begun to rot. The combination of his holy powers and the dryness of the playa environment resulted in him becoming somewhat jerkylike. He possesses awesome powers of destruction and silliness and must be treated with the utmost respect. We attempted to find him at your camp several times over the course of the week but were always met by individuals who were extremely inebriated and seemed unable to take our inquiries seriously. We realize that he may have simply been lost in the mail or that he may have gone off on his own to spread his message to the other tribes but would very much appreciate it if you guys could ask around and see if anyone in your camp saw, heard of, or even ate(we hear the British like their beef well done) our Great Steak so that we could maybe narrow our search down a little.
ALL HAIL THE GREAT STEAK!!!
Excrement, incestuous person. I require my copulating currency, incestuous person.