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Postby dragonpilot » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:39 pm

EspressoDude wrote:at least you were "commando" and not wearing girl's thong panties!!

altho that's been seen at Apokiliptika..


People are so F'n DOOMED to be what they are....


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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:33 am

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Postby tubahurl » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:54 pm

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Too stupid to know better!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:13 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:04 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:06 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:15 pm

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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:05 pm

Love those.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:13 pm

this just in from a source, that will remain anon. for various important reasons, but i may have made a typo in the above fashion show poster.

i had that monkey shot, my apologies.

the sig-int i received via high tech smoke signal reads that the A-Hole's location might be a 3:00, instead of 2:00.

i am awaiting clarification, and possibly a map from the appropriate authorities as to the rendez-vous point. The time is correct, not that any of you fucking west coasters keep the real time anyways, but for ease of coordination and logistical purposes, we will say 4:00 pm PST, Friday the whatever the fuck it is.

as i am on a need to know basis, i need to know for future propaganda purposes.

i also need to know where you keep your whisky, for emergency medical reasons.

Please forward all paperwork to the office of internal extra-marital affairs in triplicate with the standard photo documentation and restitution will be made for any collateral damage caused by this error.


did i mention i had the monkey shot?

i have 49 more, we'll make do.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:26 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:38 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:40 pm

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Postby Isotopia » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:16 pm

I think almost any of these little inspirational tracts would make for a nice makeover for Apokiliptika.

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:56 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:37 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:07 pm

bump.


i think i found a site that can outfit Terminal City in case of Swine Flu Outbreak...

scratch that.

When the Swine Flu outbreak hits the Playa...


these have to be the best "gas masks" ever.

http://bobbasset.com/


Buy it NOW!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0411263009



sorry, this is not meant to promote any commerce or transaction between two people exchanging pieces of paper or plastic.

i gift this as a piece of beautiful art to look at and enjoy for free.
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Postby EspressoDude » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:03 am

They sure got some DOOMIE things......

the claws are very sinister
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:03 am

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Postby goathead » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:44 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Image


I was such a Happy child back then.
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Postby BAS » Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:17 am

Wow! :shock: I like those masks! :D I think it's probably a good thing that my eBay account stopped working a couple years back and I haven't been able to fix it, otherwise I might have spent a paycheck or two there... :?
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:20 pm

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Postby Finnegan » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:28 pm

Minimalist in a 'red dot' sort of way. An interesting approach.
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:58 am

i'm sorry, but i have to cross post this, and i don't give a hip, oops, i mean Monkey's ass about the TOS.


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Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:35 pm

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Postby Oldguy » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:57 pm

Ah ja, the path less traveled by has made all the difference.
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Postby H.G.Crosby » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:25 pm

would i be compassionate if i had found the glasses, but did not tell others where to buy them at a discount?
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Postby Oldguy » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:45 pm

" All who wander are not lost." " To thine own self be true." "What, me worry?"
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Postby Jerome Templaugh » Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:57 pm

Ach-Choo!


goose in tight? plenty of Bumps ahead.




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Postby goathead » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:30 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:Image


Why would I want to destroy boobies?

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Postby Finnegan » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:33 pm

Exactly! We are the Rick's Cafe of Terminal City. All are welcome! Come, enjoy the neutrality and hospitality!
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