APOKILIPTIKA 2009 @ Terminal City!!!

[Ugly Dougly]

At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?

[Finnegan]

Fake fur, or Hello Kitty, tm.

[Bob]

[Simon of the Playa]

[EspressoDude]

Is that the new store in Empire?

DOOM-MART

Everything one needs to have your very own DOOM,
and to fit right in at TERMINAL CITY

APOKILIPTIKA WARE on aisles 2 thru 17,
PBR on aisle 18 and 19
Kinky wear on aisle 20

No need to shop all the fake-O surplus stores
for your DOOM needs, or raiding grandpa's
1955 Atomic Bomb Shelter (we've already been there)

DOOM-MART...ONE STOP DOOM SHOPPING
BUY AT DOOM-MART OR BE TOAST

[Simon of the Playa]

notice how it is handicap accessible.


i'm just sayin'.

[Simon of the Playa]

and there appears to be a subliminal image in the mushroom cloud, too.

[Isotopia]

At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?

When the guy wearing it gets past his inhibitions, takes the goddamn thing off and puts on a fucking skirt.

Ideally with matching jewelry, footwear and a sensible top (or not.)

[Badger]

What she said.

[Simon of the Playa]

or they're just skirt-tolerant.


since at least 30% of the kilts at BM are actually skirts, one must accept and live and let live and stay far away from C & F or Stiffy Lube if one is a good looking, hunka hunka kilt for fear of attracting the unwanted attention of pink predators.

happens every year, suck a couple a dicks and all of a sudden you're a faggot....





that's a joke people, dont string me up by my Heterosexual balls, please.

[ygmir]

or they're just skirt-tolerant.


since at least 30% of the kilts at BM are actually skirts, one must accept and live and let live and stay far away from C & F or Stiffy Lube if one is a good looking, hunka hunka kilt for fear of attracting the unwanted attention of pink predators.

happens every year, suck a couple a dicks and all of a sudden you're a faggot....





that's a joke people, dont string me up by my Heterosexual balls, please.

do you know Pierre?

[AntiM]

At what point does a kilt stop being a kilt and start being a skirt? Purple? Pink?

"Tis a kilt, man, were I wearing anything under it, then it would be a skirt."

You should have seen airport security when MyLarry offered to remove his Workman because every single snap was setting off the metal detectors and the guy with the wand was getting truly uncomfortable. "NO, that's alright sir!"

Please return to your scheduled Doom.

[Simon of the Playa]

since i am on the "probe every orifice" list with the TSA because of a previous fed. weapons charge, i ONLY go commando when traveling.



one less thing to take off, and the reactions are usually priceless since they expect boxers under my suit.


i was "Randomly Selected" THREE times at JFK last time i went thru there in 2006...

the last was a private booth so i just walked in and dropped my pants and after that they blushed and said...."thats ok, you can keep your pants on" and after checking my bag AGAIN they let me on the plane LAST so everybody WAITING for the extra 10 minutes to take off knew it was me they were searching.


boy, you get caught once fucking around with firearms and they never let you live it down.....geez.

[ygmir]

since i am on the "probe every orifice" list with the TSA because of a previous fed. weapons charge, i ONLY go commando when traveling.



one less thing to take off, and the reactions are usually priceless since they expect boxers under my suit.


i was "Randomly Selected" THREE times at JFK last time i went thru there in 2006...

the last was a private booth so i just walked in and dropped my pants and after that they blushed and said...."thats ok, you can keep your pants on" and after checking my bag AGAIN they let me on the plane LAST so everybody WAITING for the extra 10 minutes to take off knew it was me they were searching.


boy, you get caught once fucking around with firearms and they never let you live it down.....geez.

gotta be a good story, wanna share?

[EspressoDude]

at least you were "commando" and not wearing girl's thong panties!!

altho that's been seen at Apokiliptika..


People are so F'n DOOMED to be what they are....

[Simon of the Playa]

yes, and others project what they want you to be....

to thine own self, be true.


thats why i smoke Marlboros, not More Light 120's....

[Simon of the Playa]

gotta be a good story, wanna share?

there's not much to tell Ygmir, i got popped at bm 2002 near the abyss with a sawed-off shottie in my saddlebags.

i brought it with me from NY for "protection"* on the road.


*that is the official story, i really just brought it because i like to go plinking and you just cant do that shit in the east unless you live in W. Virginia, but i avoid that state like the plague.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plinking

[ygmir]

was that the cause of your familiarity with the "round house" in Lovelock?

[Simon of the Playa]

yes sir.

[ygmir]

Imagine:
had it happened last year, you might have been "hangin' with O.J." (a new sit-com on WB network)..........

I wish I knew how to make the posters you guys make. I can see a good one for "Lovelock, O.J., and, Doom"..........I can see a pic of knives, and a circular bar lined with bloody Mary's (Nichols).

[Simon of the Playa]

i'd still be there (lovelock) or at lakeside detention for the criminally insane in sparks if it were'nt for my high friends, in places.

[Simon of the Playa]

[AntiM]

I learned to shoot MyLarry's long barrel 12 gauge by plinking in West Virginia, in his mom's backyard. Big, hilly backyard. Although all I heard was the roar of the gun, and plastic doesn't "plink". However, I can make a milk jug dance in the air. Don't break into my house bearing gallons of dairy products!

[Simon of the Playa]

i guess it's time to drop the milkman Dan persona.

[theCryptofishist]

Isn't it spelled "knickers"?

[Simon of the Playa]

not if they're stolen.

[Finnegan]

Knickerbockers, pretty sure.

[tubahurl]

[tubahurl]

[Simon of the Playa]