ePlaya

by **Zim** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:12 pm

Seriously guys, I asked like fucking 200 of you people if you found it and no one got it.

Please let me know if you see it. Like I said before, it has two tires, a seat, a handlebar that makes it steer, and some peddles that make it go. You can also notice that it has 'Bridgestone' written on the side if you choose to.

Fuckin A.

-Z-

by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:27 pm

I scratched off the "Bridgestone" and replaced it with the word "Yellow", after spray painting it green.

Lock it up next time and it won't happen again, at least not from me.

by **Zim** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:31 pm

Fuck, I wanted it back.

by **cutmeoffandcallmeshorty** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:47 pm

It's gone Dude, Get over it.

Can you let me back stage, My Girlfriend is in there, No can do ! Sorry dude, There are a lot of girlfriends back there.

by **Zim** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:38 pm

I'm talking about my bike dude, not my girlfriend. Fuck. I think I know where she is...

...

Fuck.

Has anyone seen my girlfriend? She's a human female, between this height and that height and she has either blonde, orange, green, yellow, teal, maple, burnt sierra, blue, paris, or bacon hair. She's looking for me I think. Fuck, I hope so. I'm certainly looking for her.

Why do I keep losing shit.

by **oleg8888** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:26 pm

My friend lost his bike @ Opulent on Thur night.
Found it by Root society dome 2 hrs later.
Have you looked there?

by **Boijoy** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:32 pm

sounds like your girlfriend took off on your fucking bike dude.
so,, your fucked.

by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:02 pm

Boijoy wrote:sounds like your girlfriend took off on your fucking bike dude.
so,, your fucked.

did it have a seat? if not, that may be the reason she left on it.........

by **Boijoy** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:09 pm

hmmmmm....

by **mdmf007** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:21 pm

I saw some drunk asshole riding away on it.

by **cutmeoffandcallmeshorty** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:59 pm

You guys are fucked up !
help a brother out and look for his bike. I'll start, I looked in San Leandro California around my neighbourhood and it aint here.

Anybody else ????

by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:10 pm

I checked my shorts but all I saw was a "love missile".

by **cutmeoffandcallmeshorty** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:38 pm

I dunno about "Love Missile" in them shorts, When I was next to you in the Porta Urinal It looked like a Peanut,

Thank fuck there weren't any Elephants at BM this year otherwise he would have reached in there with his trunk and ripped the thing off !

Get with the program dude, Were looking for a brothers bike and maybe his girlfriend. I'll be checking in San Fran tomorrow around the Tenderloin area. Maybe both will turn up.

If I can't find it, Will you settle for a Tranny on a unicycle?

by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:44 pm

cutmeoffandcallmeshorty wrote:I dunno about "Love Missile" in them shorts, When I was next to you in the Porta Urinal It looked like a Peanut,

Thank fuck there weren't any Elephants at BM this year otherwise he would have reached in there with his trunk and ripped the thing off !

Get with the program dude, Were looking for a brothers bike and maybe his girlfriend. I'll be checking in San Fran tomorrow around the Tenderloin area. Maybe both will turn up.

If I can't find it, Will you settle for a Tranny on a unicycle?

jeeze, was that really you?
I thought I was peeing on/into a plastic replica that just looked like someones face......
..........

and, I thought Unicycles were only one speed.........

by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:22 pm

all unicycles have two speeds

forwards......and backwards

by **ygmir** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:25 pm

that'd be two directions........one speed...........it seems to me, anyway........

bi-directional, as such........

by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:44 pm

OK , OK , whatever.

If you wanna be all serious like that, then they technically have three directions, but you don't wanna try to ride it like that unless you are a girl or have girly parts down there.

by **littleflower** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:50 pm

girly parts down where?

did he lose his girlfriend's girly parts? maybe he should describe them first, if they are still stuck on a bike.

by **OnceTheDustClears** » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:58 pm

I did see a bike go by
but it didn't have any girly parts.
Must not be your bike.

by **Zim** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:50 pm

I FOUND IT!

It was found where I left it. THANKS EVERYONE. You've been ever so helpful. Keep up the good work, but don't try too hard.

ePlaya

Anybody seen my bike?

Anybody seen my bike?

Where's my fuckin Bike?

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