for every god damned drum circle, one bull-horn should suffice.
with three hundred bull-horns we can annoy 30,000 hippies into such harshing of mellow that they may NEVER come back.
i'm sorry, all of you non-hippie chai drinkers, just bring your own...on the plus side the contraction of body lice will decrease dramatically on the playa.
on the minus, the cute naked yoga girls might disappear.
perhaps a few "exceptions" could be made.
"I want to be the Heisenberg of LSD and Flood the USA with the Freaky Deaky"