for every god damned drum circle, one bull-horn should suffice.
with three hundred bull-horns we can annoy 30,000 hippies into such harshing of mellow that they may NEVER come back.
i'm sorry, all of you non-hippie chai drinkers, just bring your own...on the plus side the contraction of body lice will decrease dramatically on the playa.
on the minus, the cute naked yoga girls might disappear.
perhaps a few "exceptions" could be made.
"People will think we're a bunch of out-of-control cross dressing fascists"