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by **Mitch** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:05 am

Back again for our fifth year on the Playa, the Black Rock Beacon is gearing up for Black Rock City 2009, bringing you a unique mix of news, opinions, photography and smoked-pork-product trivia.

Fueled by ridiculous amounts of non-vegan-friendly, high-protein, chemically preserved porcine goodness, we keep tabs on what's going up and down on the Playa. We're planning five issues (six if somebody burns the Man early), and we have some new equipment that should sharpen up our photo quality.

So you're wondering, where do YOU fit it? Well, we hope you'll enjoy reading us as you explore the city, and maybe drop by during the 23 3/4 hours we're frying up our namesake . But if you want MORE, we can dish it out. We need a few good Burners to help us write, edit, produce, and distribute the paper, and to give us a hand with the preparation and consumption of tasty breakfast meats. Beginners welcome, except in the kitchen. And, um, well, if you like our paper and want to give us a hand via PayPal, we're up for that too.

Contact information and copies of all our past issues are available on our website at www.blackrockbeacon.org. There's news to work on now -- for the web and the paper -- so if you want to be part of the longest-running daily on the Playa, drop by and say hi.

Lux. Veritas. Lardum.

by **goathead** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:49 pm

Why do you make us choose?

:evil:

by **BAS** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:22 pm

goathead wrote:Why do you make us choose?

Well, they do need to know how long to leave it in the frying pan!

by **goathead** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:31 am

BAS wrote:
goathead wrote:Why do you make us choose?

Well, they do need to know how long to leave it in the frying pan!

You give them a choice?
It's done when the cook takes it off the grill.
Eat, shut up and drink the kool aid.
Bacon with an attitude.
:twisted:

by **Mitch** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:54 am

In extensive testing, baking bacon turns out to be far superior than frying it.

by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:42 am

Mitch wrote:In extensive testing, baking bacon turns out to be far superior than frying it.

yeah, well, tofu is supposed to be better, too. but.........

just sayin that that whole greasy, fried, random "doneness" thing can be orgasmic........

by **goathead** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:53 am

ygmir wrote:
Mitch wrote:In extensive testing, baking bacon turns out to be far superior than frying it.

yeah, well, tofu is supposed to be better, too. but.........

just sayin that that whole greasy, fried, random "doneness" thing can be orgasmic........

yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
:twisted:

by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:02 am

Doesn't matter how you prepare bacon as long as there is lots to go around.

The Black Rock Beacon is my favourite volunteer job. I joined them at my virgin burn and have been there ever since.

Drop round to the camp to pick up your morning paper OR volunteer to deliver the paper to some camps in your neighbourhood. It's a great way to meet burners and they love getting the paper delivered.

by **Sail Man** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:59 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Doesn't matter how you prepare bacon as long as there is lots to go around.

The Black Rock Beacon is my favourite volunteer job. I joined them at my virgin burn and have been there ever since.

Drop round to the camp to pick up your morning paper OR volunteer to deliver the paper to some camps in your neighbourhood. It's a great way to meet burners and they love getting the paper delivered.

Sounds like a fun gig Deb, I'll try and keep it in mind

In other words, don't let me forget :lol:

by **goathead** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:00 am

See what happens with bacon.

Thread drift, maybe in this case an outright hijacking.

:twisted:

I be bad.
Get out the whips and chain Deb, slap us back on topic.

by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:21 pm

Bacon is never hijacking, Goathead.

But I will get out the whips to put us back on track.

It's the morning newspaper with your coffee that we're talking 'bout here. Don't forget to come 'round and pick yours up.

by **goathead** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:49 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Bacon is never hijacking, Goathead.

But I will get out the whips to put us back on track.

It's the morning newspaper with your coffee that we're talking 'bout here. Don't forget to come 'round and pick yours up.

What you need is some

FAUX NEWS HOTTIES
:twisted:

by **goathead** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:38 pm

goathead wrote:
Deb Prothero wrote:Bacon is never hijacking, Goathead.

But I will get out the whips to put us back on track.

It's the morning newspaper with your coffee that we're talking 'bout here. Don't forget to come 'round and pick yours up.

What you need is some

FAUX NEWS HOTTIES

For paper delivery.

by **Absolut Jeenyus** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:32 pm

Crispy all the way. Who the fuck wants to chew on half raw bacon meat...? Yuk.

by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:33 pm

Volunteers still needed at the Black Rock Beacon, especially circulation specialists.

Have you ever wanted to be a newspaper boy or girl? We can make your dream come true!

It's the best job on the playa. You take the morning newspaper to a portion of the city and everyone loves you. Best way to get schwag and find out how much burners love news AND gossip!

Goathead says they need to be Faux News Hotties. but personally I'm not a fan of Faux News (Fox) so we'll take any kind of hottie!

All ages too, Sail Man, bring your little fellow around for a volunteer shift. You and he will love it!

by **burn** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:48 pm

Come around where?
Where do you intend to set up the Beacon?

by **Deb Prothero** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:58 pm

Hi Risky, we don't know whether we're coming or going yet, just like everyone else!

Theme camps won't be assigned til August 1-ish, so we don't know where we are any more than anyone else does.

BUT

For the last four years, we've been in the 9:00 plaza. We also put out newspaper boxes in Centre Camp, in 3:00 plaza, at the Man.

And sometimes if you're real lucky, you'll get a newspaper hottie delivering the paper right to your camp.

by **goathead** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:00 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Goathead says they need to be Faux News Hotties. but personally I'm not a fan of Faux News (Fox) so we'll take any kind of hottie!

Deb
Slowly back away from the keyboard....

FAUX NEWS delivery, give them Hot Pink FAUX FUR shashs, maybe hot pink bunny slippers also.....

Have some fun....

Are Canadians always so serious?
:lol:

by **goathead** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:03 am

Of course they could always be the BeACON NEWS DELIVERY service...

Just not really sure how you would dress them with crispy?
:shock:

by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:08 am

just me, Goathead. It's a perennial problem that I admit to. That's why I go to Burning Man, I hope to emulate others who are obviously having fun!

I need to go for a few more years to lighten up, I guess.

by **goathead** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:25 am

After a wander in the dark.....

Play with the BeACON for your news delivery....

I mean who doesn't like

BeACON in the morning.....

by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:30 am

BTW, I watched as a professional photographer worked with models at the Lakes of Fire event in Michigan to create a Bacon calendar.

There were over 5 lbs of bacon used for making costumes. You'll have to wait for the final product but I would suggest it will be THE calendar for 2010.

Oh and to refer to the original post, this photographer also volunteers at the Black Rock Beacon! Watch for it.

by **goathead** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:34 am

MMMMMmmmmmm
YUMMMMMMmmmm

Samples?
Just a little taste?

:shock:

by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:37 am

Well, I looked around but they have not been published yet online to the best of my knowledge. As soon as one is available I'll get it.

by **goathead** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:17 am

Anyway where we we before I so rudely had to WORK....
:twisted:

While Bacon would be wonderful for delivering the paper, not real doable on a daily basis.....

There are things associated with bacon I can think of though...
:twisted:

by **Deb Prothero** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:20 am

Things associated with bacon is one reason we write this newspaper. The important news must get out. And bacon always tops the list.

by **goathead** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:00 am

Because BeACON should always top the list.

by **SilverOrange** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:17 am

Deb Prothero wrote:Well, I looked around but they have not been published yet online to the best of my knowledge. As soon as one is available I'll get it.

Hey Deb, some of the pics are on Taymars Flicker set for LOF.

by **Deb Prothero** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:32 am

ooow, I wonder if Taymar would mind if we post that.

Hmmm, I'll ask him about the Bacon calendar. We're all going to a concert on Saturday night. I think he's going to use it as a fundraiser for a burn project so I don't want to step out of line and post it.

But thanks SO, you are a sweetie.

by **SilverOrange** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:37 am

Same reason that I didn't post it. They're out there on the interwebs if someone really wanted to find them.

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