It's gonna be a doozy. Fur is gonna fly. There will be so much urine, that the Truckee will get a new tributary.
It will involve insults, mindless mysogeny, crusty old burners laying down the law, rabid ravers love bombing anything that moves, topless hotties, shirtcocker, shouting, pushing, shoving, nipple tweaks, and much refilling of camelbacks.
What will you get for hosting this extravaganza? Hot ChickBots (no, the heat is not a result of faulty wiring. The popcorn concession. On-playa bragging rights. And plenty of nitrogen for your houseplants.
Do not allow this fantastic opportunity to pass you by. You will regret it for the rest of your life.
Reno, We Need Space for a Pissing Contest
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by theCryptofishist » Fri May 29, 2009 3:40 pm
Lose your legs--Become a merit badge.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
Remember, you're just a make-believe soldier in an artificial army.
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by Sail Man » Fri May 29, 2009 4:00 pm
I'm getting thirsty already 
Pass me the Lasix Crypto 
Pass me the Lasix Crypto Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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by oneeyeddick » Fri May 29, 2009 4:38 pm
We are ready !!!
Where do I sign up ??
Where do I sign up ??
Because he's a big dick with ears, that's why~~~~Doc Pyro
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by Simon of the Playa » Sat May 30, 2009 7:10 am
It will involve insults, mindless mysogeny, crusty old burners laying down the law
that's EVERY day Fishy.
where will this shindig be?
please please please let it be the kiddie gambling room at circus circus, i got a hankering for skee-ball.
"bigger isnt better, better is better"™........Trilobyte 2013
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by Simon of the Playa » Sat May 30, 2009 7:34 am
oneeyeddick wrote:We are ready !!!
Where do I sign up ??
thats a mighty fine piece you're sporting there OED....i've got bull-horn envy.
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by Sail Man » Sat May 30, 2009 1:59 pm
Nicely shaven I see OED.
Do you wax?
Do you wax?
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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by oneeyeddick » Sun May 31, 2009 2:58 pm
Don't worry....my other penis is bigger.
And it shoots flames.
And it shoots flames.
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