Sunscreen is for pussies
Hover when you use the blue palaces, that way you wont get germs on your pristine butt
Tie a strangers bike to the water trucks as they drive by
Better yet, tie their tent to it
When their inside
Having sex. They'll get the laugh of their life off of it. Trust me.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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