take pictures of nekkids, then take their drinks and demand a massage.
then go to deathguild, and yell through a bullhorn that mad max sucks, pref. @ 7am, having followed OEDs, shirtcocker advice.
they also don't mind if you rummage through their coolers, which you'll find is common in brc.
your witty rejoinder just flew over my head.....
no trust fund getting supply buying self-reliant non-bankrolled questionable artistic contributor sacrificing electronics at will build it destroy it clean it haul it financially uninterested uber-bot