What is the most sexy/hypnotic male accent?

What is the most sexy/hypnotic male accent?

English
7
13%
Irish
5
9%
Scottish
9
16%
French
7
13%
Italian
5
9%
Spanish
5
9%
American
3
5%
Russian
2
4%
Other (clever but useless quips and snarks)
13
23%
 
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:11 am

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Re: What is the most sexy/hypnotic male accent?

Postby OnceTheDustClears » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:14 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:We're now auditioning voice talent for the Fluffer project.

As for the hypnotic/erotic male voice, what international accent do you find the most alluring?


Ooooh, other. Definitely other.

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Postby dr.placebo » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:24 pm

Either Barry White or Klingon.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:45 am

MC STEPHEN HAWKING!


now that's a voice that can soothe the savage breast.


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Postby Da Mule » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:16 am

Talking mules have pretty sexy voices, I'm told.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:19 am

ask Francis..........
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:34 am

Mr. Ed was quite a stud.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:35 am

"WWIILLLBBBUUURRR"...........
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Postby mojo » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:56 am

Da Mule wrote:
ygmir wrote:why are almost all responses here from men?................


cuz the word "sex" is in the subject?

I don't even need to talk and the women want to ride me. 8)


Because you are hung like a ???????
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Postby Lambic » Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:44 pm

Im going to have to go with Vincent Price. Hypnotic, sexy (in a dangerous way), and an articulate pronunciation of common words.
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Postby Bob » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:49 pm

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Postby FIXl » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:54 pm

I would like to say Gerard Butler with any accent works for me. But other than that, I got to go with South African. :P
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:05 am

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Postby gyre » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:03 am

The female voice on the video?
FAIL

It's hard to separate an accent from someone's individual voice.
But there used to be a woman answering the phone at an austrian company that would make you forget why you called, when she said hello.
I don't know if she was austrian however.
Brasilian has to be way up there, but is that style or accent that is so pleasant?
Kyrgyzstan is interesting with the right person.

But I have never heard anything like the pure elizabethan I believe I have heard spoken.
I always marveled at an entire country affecting an accent, even a country as nutty as england, but...
Now I know why!

I knew a girl with white, blonde hair from british nigeria.
She had spent time in UK and then south carolina and picked up that particular round o they have there.
The combination was the most musical, beautiful voice I've ever heard.
If I could have picked up that accent, I would have.
Indescribable!
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Postby DragginLady » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:51 am

I do not see African up there at all, but that would be high up there for me... Australian or English does not do it at all. French is good, too.
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Postby betrdanevr » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:01 pm

I'm just going on that I had a boss for a while from South Africa, and I asked him if he was an Aussie. LOL I thought their accents were at least of the same ilk.

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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:12 pm

Not English...too Queen Mum.

I agree with Barry White-esque.
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Postby peace » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:59 pm

How about just shutting up. That and grabbing some hair and pressing up against the wall. Works for me.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:47 am

How about our new prez's voice ?

It mesmerized millions at once, several times.

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Postby ygmir » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:12 am

oneeyeddick wrote:How about our new prez's voice ?

It mesmerized millions at once, several times.

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and, just wait until he starts passing out bread and fish..........
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Postby Arantele » Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:51 pm

I would say personally, and I am a guy that the most hypnotic male accent is definitly english or german.
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Postby Tiahaar » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:05 am

James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom, oh yeah
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:22 am

"That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?"

Nah. Any Irish accent sounds very cool though.

...Not that I'd be taking off my pants for a man's voice, unless he was talking about his charming young niece... ;)
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:56 pm

Whom so ever does the male recordings, I get the feeling he'll need a bit of smoker's rasp... just a bit... not Tom Waits.
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:58 pm

Same goes for the female. A little bit of Kathleen Turner or Lauren Becall does wonders.
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Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:14 pm

For some reason I just envisioned the voice of Bette Midler as the female...... :shock:

* shaking it off *

* shaking it off *

* shaking it off *
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:20 pm

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Postby Tiahaar » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:02 pm

No James Earl Jones fans? I dated a guy with a voice like that once. He vibrated when he spoke, like a cat purring :P

OK then how about John Paul Jones playing with Extreme on this beautiful Valentine's week song (I'm a sucker for good male voice harmonies)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4msmR_iST9Y

p.s. I like 'More Than Words' too but 'Hole Hearted' rocks harder :D
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Postby OnceTheDustClears » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:05 pm

Tiahaar wrote:No James Earl Jones fans? I dated a guy with a voice like that once. He vibrated when he spoke, like a cat purring :P


That would work.
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Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:27 am

*in JEJ's voice*

well, girls, come on over and sit on Thulsa's lap..............
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