MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Monkeys vs. Robots...Who Wins?

1. OOOOOK, OOOOK...MONKEYS!
6
10%
2. it is affirmative, robots.
14
22%
3. MonkeyBots, cant we all just mash-up?
5
8%
4. we did'nt evolve from monkeys, and god certainly did'nt give robots a soul.
1
2%
5. Bonobots, the fuck-monkeys of robots, will screw them all.
15
24%
6. who cares? i just want to see Silverback vs. r2d2 in the Thunderdome
22
35%
 
Total votes : 63

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:06 am

Bonobots...horny little monkey machines.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:18 am

I'm a baboon, you're a baboon too.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:02 am

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DON'T INSULT ME YOU STINKIN' HAIRY APE.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:45 am

Monkey see monkey do. (You're still a copy of a primate design.)
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silverback? is that You?

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:49 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEuJP1pEbLU[/youtube]
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:50 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:23 pm

its official.


ROBOTS WIN.


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Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:26 pm

ook, ook, bump.

beep.
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the monkeys never saw it coming...

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:14 pm

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Re: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:23 am

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Postby Elorrum » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:07 pm

I'm having a hard time choosing.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:09 pm

SUMASHU ROBOTU APU!

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:57 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:57 pm

have a banana.beep.


the monkeys will give us disease
just in time for the death of the bees
but we get what we gots
cuz we made the Robots
that will watch us as we swing thru trees.
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:12 pm

oh, snizzap!



going all Bokonon on their asses...


nice,

nice.

very nice.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:04 am

wow...

i remember this story...i was a kid.

fascinating.

in a sense, we are ALL mutants, chance hybrids, in the past often determined by the genetic drive to continue and improve itself (see study concerning birth control pills and the skewing of pheromone output and subsequent choice of mates).

now this process is often determined by other means, social, financial and is not as limited in it's ability to cross ethnic and racial lines due to cultural norms and population migration and hence has increased the chances that hybridization will occur, and at an even more rapid pace.

the big question as we approach understanding of the human equation is much like the questions asked by Aldous Huxley in a Brave New World.

are we to think of the act of Procreation as Animal Husbandry in a sense?

and haven't some "lineages" been attempting to do this anyway, preserving status, power and wealth, and so goes the thinking, better "product".

i suggest watching the movie Idiocracy.

it's disturbing as fuck, and it's a comedy.

it is not too far off the mark as far as what our future MAY hold.

who will get the new technology?

who has access to the enhancements available and why?

what will this mean to those that are not able to "Keep up"?

are we indeed, creating evolutionary change by implementing bio-mechanical and bio-electric devices?

i take no side in this argument, it touches on far too many taboo subjects, and so i will let opinions be just that, and let the chips fall where they may.
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Postby catinthefunnyhat » Wed May 09, 2012 8:13 pm

If you want drama to stop following you everywhere, try letting go of the leash.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu May 10, 2012 10:37 am

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Re: MONKEYS VS. ROBOTS !

Postby Simon of the Playa » Thu May 31, 2012 12:24 pm

"what are we going to do tonight?"


"the same thing we do EVERY night chimpy, we're going to CHANGE THE WORLD!!"


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Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu May 31, 2012 1:16 pm

I believe I have you in check.
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Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:13 pm

Today's take-home:
But chimps tend to use tools better and have bigger brains, like humans.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:43 pm

ROBOBONOBO™ !!!!
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Postby Roberto Dobbisano » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:53 pm

"Bonobos stay close to their mothers — who even pick out their sons' mates — long after infancy, like humans. But chimps tend to use tools better and have bigger brains, like humans."



i'm afraid you're 110% chimp....

you can still go to space though, so, cheer up.
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