I have a couple... we were lighthouse guardians and the obnoxious "I know the Artist" crowd did not have theirs ... so they rushed the structure. Complete asswipes. As well as the "we fucked the artist" playa kitty bints who took my water without asking.
Grrr. The concept was unworkable. Too Disney.
Only my second year, so I did not kick ass.
I'm too jaded to think up a good sig-line. Need more coffee.