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by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:29 am

Hmmm, yoga at gunpoint, sounds exciting.

by **xxRion** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:14 am

Yoga can sometimes be relaxing..or something..
its good for your body too.
i dont do yoga that much..
but i bet that someone reding this thread is super into yoga
..
yoga at gunpoint?
that wouldnt to that calming..ha.
i'd be super stressed and freaked out..while doing something relaxing/calming. haha

by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:39 am

for some reason i feel like robbing the organic health and fitness store.

you know that scene from fight club where tyler threatens the immigrant boy and tells him if he doesnt live his dream he's going to come back and kill him?

there's this yoga instructor in town, he's french, pompous, and i hate him for no particular reason, but i suddenly have a a truly vicious and delicious idea.

i'll take photos and post them on MySpace afterwards.

by **mdmf007** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:50 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:for some reason i feel like robbing the organic health and fitness store.

you know that scene from fight club where tyler threatens the immigrant boy and tells him if he doesnt live his dream he's going to come back and kill him?

there's this yoga instructor in town, he's french, pompous, and i hate him for no particular reason, but i suddenly have a a truly vicious and delicious idea.

i'll take photos and post them on MySpace afterwards.

Way to set up premeditation at your trial!!!

by **littleflower** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:10 pm

hey! yoga at gunpoint may be fun!

just grab someone at random and tell them to do "scorpion", or else ...

of course, they might kill themselves trying....

by **gyre** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:15 pm

YOU THERE!

YOU'RE NOT MEDITATING!
Everybody meditates here!

ONE TWO THREE FOUR...

by **chiefdanfox** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:31 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:...he's french, pompous...

A little like saying, "it's water, wet..."

by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:01 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:for some reason i feel like robbing the organic health and fitness store.

you know that scene from fight club where tyler threatens the immigrant boy and tells him if he doesnt live his dream he's going to come back and kill him?

there's this yoga instructor in town, he's french, pompous, and i hate him for no particular reason, but i suddenly have a a truly vicious and delicious idea.

i'll take photos and post them on MySpace afterwards.

Way to set up premeditation at your trial!!!

Breaking news from Rochester today, a local man is accused of attacking the owner of Oui Oui Crepe's and Yoga Emporium. Police say, this man:

Identified as one, Simon O.T. Playa of Rochester and Sparks, Nevada is accused of accosting the owner of the Emporium, Rene Proboscis with a stale baguette. Allegedly he attempted to insert said baguette in an unmentionable place, before forcing Monsieur Proboscis to eat the baguette, all the while shouting "Viva La Revolution". He then fled from the Emporium with the Crepe maker, Suzette Spinner, slung over his shoulder. If you see this man, do not approach. He is reportedly armed with snarkery and has been reported to have partaken in "rituals" of a most blasphemous nature while naked in the desert. Instead, call your nearest SPCA to report him.

by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:18 pm

OK, that's weird.

by **Sail Man** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:33 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:OK, that's weird.

You telling me :lol:

that mask is so gauche :wink:

by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:18 pm

Gauche? Gauche? What's with this french crap? Are you still pining after Zsu Zsu?

Scheisskopf.

by **gyre** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:11 pm

Pretty strong language for a fish.

by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:01 am

Dont hate them because they're French.

Hate them because they LIKE being french.

there is a big difference. As far as i know, Les Apologistes Francais are nothing more than a front group for Jerry Lewis.

by **Sail Man** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:16 am

gyre wrote:Pretty strong language for a fish.

She chews up and spits out treble hooks like their candy

by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:20 pm

Admeet eet, you lahk zeez croissants, n'est-ce pas?

by **Sail Man** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:33 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Admeet eet, you lahk zeez croissants, n'est-ce pas?

oui oui le'barbarian, wit une biere :wink:

by **tubahurl** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:08 pm

(The following must be said with an OUTRAGEOUS French accent!)

Go away, or I will taunt you a second time,......... you tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

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by **klondike_bar** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:58 am

haha. your father was a hampster, and your mother smelt of elderberries!

by **Sail Man** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:45 am

klondike_bar wrote:haha. your father was a hampster, and your mother smelt of elderberries!

Oh Great!! There goes that crockpot recipe

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