Ugly Dougly wrote:That sounds cool.
How kind of you to say so, good sir. You are welcome to abide with members of the Court in the Great Hall any time you wish as long as the Knight on duty is awake and motivated enough to raise the Portcullis.
Have a nice cool glass of Orange Slack Plus on me while resting your weary bones within the confines of Castle Loafington.
Access to the Sanctuary may be a little more daunting, I'm afraid. Should you be foolish enough to aspire to such, you may become a Loyal Subject through initiation into the Order of the Space Monkey. Aspiration to the Nobility of the Higher Orders beyond that of lowly Serfdom may be fulfilled through greater ordeals, but the rights and privileges that accrue by such advancement are well worth the effort, I can assure you.
May you grok in fullness.
Sir RedMark Slackworthy the Blue
Court Layabout and Softie
Kingdom of Loafington
â€œThere is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.â€