by pinemom » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:28 am
All-fucken-righty...
...in the seam of life we occasionally get down in the mouth...we sometimes have some of the (what seems at the time) most unpredictable bullshit that can happen to one person in one day or a series of days.
...we are humans, and at times can have a bad day or multiples!
But anouncing a new and improved spray brought to you by the scientific elves of The Booby Bar...
"BULLSHITBEGONE" or scientifically known as BSBG....the chemical properties, a labratory secret, but with undertones of
Mentha sachalinensis and H20.
This brand new state of technology we were able to bottle and make portable for the first time in the universe of time.
DIRECTIONS: Insert bottle into right hand(left hand if a lefty) bring approximately 8-10 inchs from the frontal lobe of frontalis cranium.
Close eyes and put small amount of firm pressure on top emitting button, give pressure strokes 2 presses directly on the facial structure.
INDICATIONS:
INSTANTANIOUSLY goes to root of all mental problems and wipes the slate clean. All Stress, Anxiety, DRAMA, Anger,expectations and inhabitions will immediately leave the body for a extended period of time.
(So far we've been only succesful in the product being potent for approximately 240 hours, So we've designed it to work with the spanning time of prior to the eclipse Stated dates: August 25th through Sept 5th)
So If your a Booby Bar camper, it is MANDATORY that you be inocculated immediately to prevent the Following symptoms:
DRAMA,ANGER,INHABITIONS,ANXIETY,EXPECTATIONS and STRESS
We found in earlier testings that the above mentioned symptoms are far to contagious to not have mandatory innoculates.
Get your dose of BSBGMSH20 at the BOOBY BAR 2007!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".