APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

[theCryptofishist]

kmao--thanks Kernel!

[Killbuck]

Hey, no blems!!!

And ya look mighty good in that fish suit too!

Golly we've all missed ya!

[Nick Collide]

[Killbuck]

[Isotopia]

Yet another poster I happened upon in the Lower Haight here in San Francisco. Can anyone confirm the existence of a 'mobile disposal team' and shouldn't that be an Earth Guardians thing?

[Hana T]

Apokiliptika will crumble at the mere sight of thier Enemies and beg for Mercy...

[Isotopia]

While the infidels speak of fear and crumble Apokiliptika and her Uber allies are excavating the playa in preparation for mass Kiwi bedtime.

Fear Your Doom - mate!

[LeChatNoir]

Kernul,

The progress on the Roamin' Off is looking worthy and good. And the battle map is a nice touch that should make planning the short, swift juicing of the kiwi's even easier.

[Killbuck]

[The Hosh]

[size=24][color=black]While the infidels speak of fear and crumble Apokiliptika and her Uber allies are excavating the playa in preparation for mass Kiwi bedtime.

Uh, doesn't the promotion of racial hate contravene the BM ethos?

[Finnegan]

You’re kidding, right?

I hear Tribe is nice..

[pinemom]

{{{{GIGGLES}}}}

[Isotopia]

Uh, doesn't the promotion of racial hate contravene the BM ethos?

Shooo. Silly neophyte.

[zorro sings]

We believe Comrade The Hosh is correct.In our schools and learning circles we are taught to hate all forms and strains of Kiwi-ism and those that represent and promote this most revisionist and unhealthy way of thinking.

Whether it defies the so called"BM Ethos",we care not.

[joel the ornery]

Uh, doesn't the promotion of racial hate contravene the BM ethos?

Shooo. Silly neophyte.

{{{{GIGGLES}}}}

[Hana T]

[Mister Jellyfish Mister]

Apokiliptika will crumble at the mere sight of thier Enemies and beg for Mercy...

"It takes a village".

-H. Clinton

[theCryptofishist]

While the infidels speak of fear and crumble Apokiliptika and her Uber allies are excavating the playa in preparation for mass Kiwi bedtime.

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Uh, doesn't the promotion of racial hate contravene the BM ethos?

NO

[Nick Collide]

[Hana T]

Do not think that the Kiwi's would be so silly as to let any of our TOP SECRET missions let slip on the eplaya. A "Surprise Party" is a little boring dont you think? We have much more in store for the downfall of doom...

[Isotopia]

"It takes a village".

"It takes a village to raze a camp of kiwis" is how I remember the saying goes.

[Hana T]

"It takes a village to raze a camp of kiwis" is how I remember the saying goes.

It takes a whole village to take out a few Kiwi's? This is going to be easier than i thaught, maybe i should bring my deck chair and perhaps a nice sun umbrella aswell.

[Nick Collide]

Do not think that the Kiwi's would be so silly as to let any of our TOP SECRET missions let slip on the eplaya. A "Surprise Party" is a little boring dont you think? We have much more in store for the downfall of doom...

Actually, as the target audience of the 'zine is the Apokiliptikans, I was just joshing my fellow Terminal City residents...although, if you found that to be troubling, I can't wait to hear what you think of the next issue.

And, under the right circumstances, a surprise party would be a pleasant diversion...like the one waiting for you in the Interrogation Room deep in the heart of the Hall of Injustice. "Surprise!"

Good to see you stop by once in a while to trade a little smack-talk. But I am curious... I never see anyone else at your side. Does the Kiwi Army consist of a girl and a dozen mannequins with swords duct-taped into their hands?

[Hana T]

Good to see you stop by once in a while to trade a little smack-talk. But I am curious... I never see anyone else at your side. Does the Kiwi Army consist of a girl and a dozen mannequins with swords duct-taped into their hands?

The rest of the Kiwi Army are much too busy digging tunnels under the playa in direct route to thier enemy camp as to avoid blinking, fluffy and fireshooting distractions, along with such other very important projects.... which reminds me, i must finish making those exploding pbr cans, ciao for now.

[Nick Collide]

The rest of the Kiwi Army are much too busy digging tunnels under the playa in direct route to thier enemy camp as to avoid blinking, fluffy and fireshooting distractions, along with such other very important projects.... which reminds me, i must finish making those exploding pbr cans, ciao for now.

But, of course, you will fill those in after... Hey! Wait a minute! You got in EARLY!!???

[lothos 1162]

I wonder..... if you feed kiwi's alka-seltzer will they explode like seagulls.Just a thought.....or better yet.....but these frick'n little chicks in Thunderdome,that was another thought.Lothos

[lothos 1162]

Oh here's one......lets shoot them out of the Richard Gere Ass Cannon,or we can tie them to the back of my golf cart,like tin cans on a wedding day.Lothos

[dragonfly Jafe]

The rest of the Kiwi Army are much too busy digging tunnels under the playa in direct route to thier enemy camp as to avoid blinking, fluffy and fireshooting distractions, along with such other very important projects.... which reminds me, i must finish making those exploding pbr cans, ciao for now.

But, of course, you will fill those in after... Hey! Wait a minute! You got in EARLY!!???

Of course our Herring Ally's UnderPlaya Instant Fjord piping network from 2006 is still functional. At minimal operational flow, the surface is unaffected but the subsurface playa turns to Kiwi mud and brine poop soup.

Bring snorkels...

[EspressoDude]

Of course the exact location of these networks has been mapped by BMORG & the LLC. This year the city has been shifted slightly to take advantage of these tunnels.

JOTS Porta-a-Squats locations now coincide with the entrances and exits in order to increase the surge capacity of the JOTS-POTS.

[Killbuck]

And just what will they FIND in those tunnels?!!!!