Ah Komrade Izard! As we toil together on oven mitts in the lab here in space, I often forget that I outrank you. Such is the equality of the people of our great society.
Yes, your assignment. Please bring the sponge with you from the space shower and give us all sponge baths. Start with the women. Close your eyes and think of our beloved Kernul.
Do you know of the great celebration of our comrade, Yuri Gagarov? Much celebration with parties around Terra Firma:
Wait, did you want a REAL assignment?